20 Ways to make a Greek man Happy.

20 Ways to make a Greek man Happy.

The following list is non-exhaustive so please feel free to comment and add your own:

1. Be a woman – all a Greek man secretly wants/needs is a woman who can look after him and cook his meals – so forget all that rubbish about “equality” and bin your suffragette sash.
2. Regularly tell him that he is wiser than Zeus and more handsome than Hercules.
3. Be deeply involved with his family – this doesn’t mean just visiting your in-laws on the rare occasion, this means seeing them everyday for at least 3 hours.
4. Cook for him wherever and whenever he needs food.
5. Cook for his family when they visit.
6. Cook for the dog.
7. Take part in activities that he likes e.g. visiting his relatives.
8. Listen actively – all Greek men like to think that their voice is being heard, even if you have secretly stuffed cotton wool in your ears.
9. Buy him his favourite aftershave.
10. Buy him a Rolex.
11. Buy him a Mercedes.
12. Buy him something so expensive that you become bankrupt.
13. Be the perfect hostess when he invites family/friends round unexpectedly, even when you are in your pyjamas ready for bed.
14. Never go to bed early unless he does – you’ve got cleaning to do.
15. Make sure you always look happy – a grumpy wife does not a happy husband make.
16. Make him laugh – even if he is laughing AT you rather than WITH you.
17. Don’t ask him to look after the children – that is a woman’s job.
18. Let him have the TV remote – you shouldn’t be watching TV anyway, you should be in the kitchen cooking his meal.
19. Appreciate his interests and praise his efforts – this will give him a feeling of pride.
20. Give him regular massages, particularly if he has had a hard day at work. (The dinner should be prepared in advance).