20 Ways to make a Greek man Happy.
The following list is non-exhaustive so please feel free to comment and add your own:
- Be a woman – all a Greek man secretly wants/needs is a woman who can look after him and cook his meals – so forget all that rubbish about “equality” and bin your suffragette sash.
- Regularly tell him that he is wiser than Zeus and more handsome than Hercules.
- Be deeply involved with his family – this doesn’t mean just visiting your in-laws on the rare occasion, this means seeing them everyday for at least 3 hours.
- Cook for him wherever and whenever he needs food.
- Cook for his family when they visit.
- Cook for the dog.
- Take part in activities that he likes e.g. visiting his relatives.
- Listen actively – all Greek men like to think that their voice is being heard, even if you have secretly stuffed cotton wool in your ears.
- Buy him his favourite aftershave.
- Buy him a Rolex.
- Buy him a Mercedes.
- Buy him something so expensive that you become bankrupt.
- Be the perfect hostess when he invites family/friends round unexpectedly, even when you are in your pyjamas ready for bed.
- Never go to bed early unless he does – you’ve got cleaning to do.
- Make sure you always look happy – a grumpy wife does not a happy husband make.
- Make him laugh – even if he is laughing AT you rather than WITH you.
- Don’t ask him to look after the children – that is a woman’s job.
- Let him have the TV remote – you shouldn’t be watching TV anyway, you should be in the kitchen cooking his meal.
- Appreciate his interests and praise his efforts – this will give him a feeling of pride.
- Give him regular massages, particularly if he has had a hard day at work. (The dinner should be prepared in advance).
